10 things real women dislike when having sex / dating men

Last week, a sissy gurl pet was asking for a friend (yeah sure) what is the top 10 things women hate about sex with men. I had a long hard think and there are so many, but I wanted to avoid subjects like, he is a bad lover or that the situation impacted on the event. So the list below is an accumulated wisdom of 20+ female friends. 

 

 

In the top spot almost every woman I spoke to listed this at the top or in their top 3 - his beard is so rough that he gives you beard burn when he eats you out.

In the 2nd spot on this list, leaking, his cum goes in and then it comes out. Thongs tend not to be able to absorb enough so that cold feeling as it trickles down your innger thigh is not only icky but embarssing also. Every girl learns to carry a spare pair of knickers and a small pack of tissues for a quick wipe. Especially if you like to have a quickie when you are out and about. Giggle.

In 3rd spot, and I must agree to this as I have had so many cute sets ruined by guys who ask for your knickers when on a date. Some sort of trophy? I remember wearing a stunning La Perla set for the first time, it was our 4th date and I was sooo in need of him and his cock, I just could not say no.

 

 

Messy handjobs, a surprise for me as I don't mind a messy handjob, after all it is his outfit and I do like to lick my hand clean while he watches. But the girls have spoken, messy handjobs are in fourth spot

 

 

Anal without asking, wow girls, you are all sluts! How is this in 5th spot and messy hand jobs in 4th?
Wow. Ok well the ladies have spoken and I must obey... giggle, apparently entering without permission is your 5th most disliked event when having sex with men.

 

 

How is this not higher up? In 6th spot the girls have voted for, when he touches all the right spots and makes you purr and then stops, and touches you elsewhere and you beg him to touch you there again but he just cant find the spot in the same way.  

In 7th spot we have guys that love their cars more than life. You know the type girls, he the guy that crashes his car while you give him a blow job, he is the guy that thinks a date comprises of driving for an hour and half to some remote spot, fucking you from behind while you hang onto the steering wheel or the spoiler of his car.

In spot number 8 guys that love to pull your hair or asked you to put your hair into pony tails so he can pull your hair, its like being back at school and like some pubescent boy who has a crush on you but has no way of expressing his feelings so he pulls your hair and runs away. Ok (blushing sooo much right now) there are times when hair pulling and fucking is sooo hot. But the mood has to be right and guys doggy is a little boring if that is your total range. 

In spot number 9 we have the internet to blame, it seems every guy watches the same porn channel, no women don't want facials or our breasts covered in cum, it does nothing for us and truth be told it smells, I would rather swallow his load, than have him spray himself all over my face, hair and bedroom. I don't mind the occasional spurt or two on my cheek or indeed breasts, as it is always so much fun and sexy to wipe it up with my fingers and then lick my fingers clean. But boys really it is time to put away the porn and get to know your fuck buddies persnal likes and dislikes. We are all different.

 

 

In spot number 10 we have the huge cock, no foreplay guy. This guy does nothing, he is so confident, so well hung that he feels a woman has to do all the work. The issue is ofcourse it hurts when it is so big and without any foreplay a girl can be dry. This really hurts and we all feel a little slutty slamming ourselves onto his pole.

The five that almost made it...
In spot number 11 just behind the huge cock guy, comes I want to rape you guy. Huge, strong, alpha male. So yummy when you get to know them, lets be honest girls we all want to be fucked, fucked. But on a first date it can be scary

 

In spot number 12 we have the breast guy, he is fixated with your tits he wants to see the bounce, he wants to 'milk' you, he pulls at your nipples. I dated a guy once who would ask me to go on all fours and would laugh as he milked me like a cow. I mean please, what happend did mummy refuse to breast feed you?

And guys do you want your balls bounced around like that? It really does hurt. If your girl has large breasts think about positions that help or be a gent and hold them for her.

In spot 13 we find a very, very nich comment from one of the girls. Apparently she has an almost identical twin and her boyfriend of several years has asked her several times for a threesome with her twin!

His reasoning, well she looks and sounds almost the same as you, so it is not cheating why wont you suggest it. Lets ignore for the moment that my girlfriend is related to her twin! Obviously it is her sister! What is the guy on. Suffice to say they are no longer together and no he is not dating her sister.

In 14th place we have guys who insist on sitting outside despite the obvious issues. For so many years I put up with guys on dates I would sit in the cold and smile. My outfit selected so I could look great for him and my nipples stuck on high alert for the duration of the date. Have you ever tried to eat a meal while your nipples are harder than nails.

 

 

In 15th place we have, getting ready for a night out, knowing it is the 3rd or 4th date so that ends with sex. You are ready, you have been waxed, painted and trimmed to within an inch of your life. You girl are ready for a fun night and you know at the end you will put out. Your wearing your new lingerie and dress and you feel amazing. 

You have even sent him a sexy little clip of you doing that toungue thing he loves when you are giving him a blow job, tonight you are going all the way. You cant wait you know his junk is huge, you have played a little given a hand job on your 1st date and a blow job on your 2nd now you are going to 

 

 have all his yummy cock deep inside you but first you want to be wined and dined, you want him to take you out treat you like a princess, have some fun and then rush home with that burning intense desire you both will feel. He arrives at your place and he makes himself comfortable and before you know it he is burying his cock deep inside, no wine, no dine, no moon light walk hand in hand by the river, just fucking.

All that effort all that preparation wated. The days and days spent selecting the perfect outfit, the cost and time to get waxed, the new hairstyle, the nails, the perfume the makeup hours spent to make it look effortless, ignored all he cared about was his beer and getting his cock inside you. 

He is sliding in and out and your mind slips into pleasure, you moan and then you feel him throb, you know he is going to cum soon. Was it worth it? Well his cock is soooo yummy, you giggle blush, and then purr as his cum fills you. He pulls out his snake and leans back on your sofa as you get up aware now your makeup is a mess and your outfit is wet from his effort, you quickly excuse yourself and hurry to your bathroom trying hard not to let his cum leak onto your new La Perla thong and stockings, you wipe the cum from between your thighs and have a quick pee you clean yourself and try to fix your makeup and straighten out your outfit as you return to your man. He is watching the TV strocking himself back to hardness and you giggle and lick your lips, perhpas we can stay in afterall. 

Sounds familiar girls.