Outfit Fails

Outfit fails, what a topic, every single woman on the planet has expereinced a moment. From the wind blowing up your skirt to a nip slip these moments are funny, humiliating and scary.

The most common is the skirt wind combo. 

This happens a lot more than you think gurls, many women take this misshap with good grace and charm, a little smile, a blush and a giggle, crisis averted.

Over the summer fans in  offices can become a challenge, the older buildings in London do not have aircon and fans are often used in these buildings to help circulate air and keep people cool. The side effect is obvious, if a little embarrising.

Another common and perhpas even more embarrasing fail is the click clack of heels in a large space, have you ever heard the noise heels make in an office or hotel lobby. I have had to remove my heels on more than one occassion. It really does cause me to blush, you walk in and suddenly you are aware of the silence and your heels clicking and clacking as you walk. So many girls try to tiptoe to reduce the noise.

The next fail is also a lot more common than people think, going braless is sooo freeing, not having a wire digging in is sooo pleasent but also going braless can aid in circulation and help with your breast shape. The down side the bounce and when the fabric of your blouse is sheer, in certain light it can be a little too revealing.

Not every girl should go braless, if you are a larger breasted girl it can ruin an outfit and in some cases ruin or make (giggle) your night.

Outfit choice and breast support is paramount if you want to minimise outfit fails, The white just highlights that it is cold.

Braless combined with vest tops and crop tops are an ovious fail point add in any activity and you will show more than you intended. 

From bending over to pick up a handbag or to look through clothing can give shoppers an eyeful.

As adorable as her outfit is, she perhaps should have given it a little more thought. A little cute bikini bra top would have helped to spare her blushes.

From behind it is called an underhang, how much you show very much depends on the outfit, the angle, what you are doing and how far you bend over.

Bikini bottoms and sunbathing are a particular watch out for thinner women.

From the front it is called a camel toe for obvious reasons and again outfit choice is critical to showing or not showing.

Another common pain point for woman is the thong in your butt issue. Giggle. They are so comfy but your knickers can get streched and pulled into all sorts of areas that rub and can be a pain.

I think this might be one of the most annoying things ever. Especially with bathing suits and bikini bottoms. It is a real pain.

In a similar vain to windy skirts we have the mini skirt and the issue with angles, as any woman travelling on the London Underground Network - looooong escalators and short skirts are a dangerous combo. The angle and lenght and can expose you. Legs tight togther and when sitting knees togther.

I have seen girls on nights out wearing very short miniskirts having to put their hand behind to keep their modesty.

The next fail is just so scream inducing, the side tie bikini bottom OMG this has happend to me and every girlfriend I know with side ties. Honestly they look great for about a mintue and then you spend the day adjusting them. There are makes that have a hidden elastic which helps, but unless I am in a private pool or a private area I tend not to wear side ties.

The last outfit fail has happend to me and several girlfriends your with the girls and you are having sooo much fun the wine is flowing and you make a silly claim, I can do the splits for example and you carry out the claim only to realise you have shown everyone present a little too much! Giggle.