A moment please...Let’s Talk Lingerie, Cock, and… Vaginas! Oh My!

Every sissy girl lives for lingerie and dreams about, well, you know—cock. It’s practically a sissy cliché at this point. I mean, let’s be real, these convos are so on repeat it’s like déjà vu:

Almost every sissy girl ever:
"Yes, I’m technically straight, but OMG, I love wearing lingerie, being as femme as possible, and fantasizing about cock. Also, my wife’s strap-on is basically my bestie!"

Be honest gurls every single one of you is blushing right now, babe, own it, admit it and get on with it. You will love it trust me it is soooo liberating to be the gurl you dream of being.

Alright, my fabulous babes, let’s get real for a sec—every cock deserves a cozy home, right? And what’s the dreamiest, most luxurious little love nest of them all? That’s right, a vagina!

Now, let’s talk about her, because I know you’ve all fantasized about it—feeling a man deep inside you, stretching you, filling you up until you’re gasping and squealing with pleasure. Ooooh, honey, it’s a dream! But let’s be clear, vaginas are not just magic pleasure portals—they are high maintenance. She needs care, love, and constant attention.

And babes, let’s not forget—what goes in must eventually come out. Yup, the good stuff doesn’t just disappear into thin air! There’s the sweet, the messy, and everything in between. But trust me, when I say the good is sooooo worth it. The tingles, the toe-curling moments, the absolute bliss? Mmm, pure heaven! 😘💦

 

 

So, my loves, if you’re dreaming of having one, just remember—she’s a lot of work, but ohhh, she’s worth every single second. Giggles so lets take a deeper look at what it’s really like to have a vagina? What does it feel like day-to-day? And, let’s be cheeky, what’s it like when it’s, ahem, occupied?

Spoiler alert: Vaginas are high-maintenance queens. Between the monthly visits from Aunt Flo, keeping her clean, fresh, and trimmed is a full-time gig. No one wants to navigate a jungle on the way to paradise! 

The Glorious Anatomy of a Vulva

Here’s your crash course on the external party parts—because, fun fact, most people confuse the vulva and the vagina!

Vulva 101: The vulva is all the goodies on the outside of your downstairs—think labia, clitoris, vaginal opening, and the tiny hole you pee out of (that’s the urethra, btw). The actual vagina is just one superstar among an ensemble cast.

Now, let’s break it down:
Labia (The Lips)

 

Your labia are like the frame to your vaginal masterpiece.

Outer Lips (Labia Majora): These are thicker, fleshy folds covered in pubic hair post-puberty. These lips are sensitive, and they feel amazing when gently kissed, licked, or stroked. Start soft, and the tingling builds into waves of pleasure.

Inner Lips (Labia Minora): These delicate petals hug your vaginal opening and are packed with nerve endings. They’re like little antennae for arousal—teasing them with fingers, a tongue, or even the lightest breath can send shivers straight to your core.

Labia come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and vibes—wrinkly, smooth, pink, brown, long, short, you name it. And yes, they puff up when you’re turned on. Cute, right?

Clitoris (The Queen)
The clit deserves its own crown. The part you see (called the glans) is just the tip of the iceberg—inside, it’s like 5 inches of magical, nerve-packed pleasure. It’s literally the only body part whose job is just to make you feel good.

How to tease her? Light circles with a fingertip or tongue, a little suction, or even vibrations from a toy will have her singing. When she’s aroused, the swelling makes every touch more intense—sometimes even overwhelming (but in the best way).

Urethral Opening (Pee Pee Spot)

Right below your clit, this tiny hole is where the pee happens. Not much else to say, but hey, she’s important! While the urethra itself isn’t usually sensitive, the surrounding area can be extra pleasurable if caressed with soft lips or fingertips.

Vaginal Opening (The Main Event)

This is where the action happens—menstrual blood, babies, and other things (you know what I mean). Fingers, toys, penises—they all get VIP access here.

When teased, the vaginal opening responds beautifully—imagine gentle stroking or circling with a finger or tongue, building a delightful tension that makes you crave more. Once inside, the heat and snugness are unbeatable, and every movement feels like a slow, sensual hug.

Other Fun Features

Mons Pubis: That soft mound above your vulva is there to cushion your pubic bone. A gentle massage here can feel relaxing and arousing, especially when combined with kisses and strokes.

Anus: Yep, it’s the butthole. And let’s not forget, it’s full of sensitive nerve endings for those who enjoy a little backside fun. The skin around the anus responds to light, teasing touches or kisses, sending unexpected jolts of pleasure throughout your body.

So, babes, whether you’re dreaming of having one, curious about what it’s like, or just here for the fun facts, remember this: vaginas (and their vulva sidekicks) are magical, unique, and oh-so-powerful.

Now, go rock that lingerie, live your femme fantasy, and don’t forget to moisturize! 💖